I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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