I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Found your dick twin last night
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We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
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When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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