worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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