Do vagina's smell?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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