Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
