in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
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