Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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