I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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