last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
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When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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