wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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