Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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