I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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