When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
