There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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