have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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