New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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