so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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