I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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