Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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