FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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