considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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