Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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