Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
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Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Don't EVER smell your tampon
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
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He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
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