So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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