Kiss
Puke
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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