All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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