shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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