i jhust puked up my retainher.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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