My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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