I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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