With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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