Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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