Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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