i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
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Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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