Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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