next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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