I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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