I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I think I just sharted jello shots
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