I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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