dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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