have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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