xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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