Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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