the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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