Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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