you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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