nut hugger
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Just pee around me
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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