I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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