Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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