i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
You left your phone here
Wait...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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