well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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