Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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