I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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