I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
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I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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