okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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